Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I'm like, not good at living.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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