Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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