SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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