Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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