How'd it feel making her break her religion?
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
i drank out of a bidet.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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