??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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