so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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