i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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