I'm lost and stupid without you.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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