Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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