eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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