well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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