It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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