As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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