I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
never play flip cup with pint glasses
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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