You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
don't judge my taste in strippers
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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