Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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