i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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