it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Randomize
