It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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