Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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