I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Randomize
