At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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