Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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