I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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