I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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