people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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