That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Randomize
