I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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