Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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