I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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