You're earring is so big in my mouth
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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