I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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