there was a trapeze. enough said
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
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