Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Randomize