No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
