Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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