one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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