Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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