butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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