I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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