my soul wont recognize me after tonight
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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