Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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