with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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