community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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