You made me cry and you don't even care
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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