$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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