Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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