I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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