I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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