so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
farters have to be the big spoon...
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize
