i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
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