Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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