Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
so let's talk penis.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Randomize
