we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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