Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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